1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:57,400 --> 00:01:02,400 Goodbye... He doesn't shake hands. 4 00:01:09,320 --> 00:01:10,920 - Siraghi. - Yes? 5 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:13,400 - See you soon. - Yes, of course... 6 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:20,440 Goodbye! I wanted to say goodbye. 7 00:01:29,807 --> 00:01:31,839 CRIMINAL MENTAL HOSPITAL 8 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:34,240 Help, I'm sick. 9 00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:37,000 - Out. - I don't want to get out. 10 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:41,280 I left my snack on the nightstand. I'm crazy hungry. 11 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:48,440 Stop! My heart! I have tachycardia. My heart is bursting. 12 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:52,800 Let me in! 13 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:56,640 All right. Stop. 14 00:01:56,720 --> 00:02:00,720 Bye. Bye. Bye. 15 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,040 Here I am. 16 00:02:14,370 --> 00:02:17,880 Are you crazy? You brutes! 17 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:22,440 It hurts! Such pain! 18 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:37,800 Freestyle and breaststroke. I'm training. 19 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:42,000 Goodbye. He doesn't shake hands. 20 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:48,280 I'll explain later. 21 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:58,520 - No! - Ah! - Excuse me, I was first... 22 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:05,400 - Run after them. - Me? - Yes. - Wait. - My God! - Stop! 23 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:07,520 I was doing the snatching! 24 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:14,680 Thief! Don't just stand there. I snatched and they snatched me. 25 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:16,840 I snatched and they... 26 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:55,720 - Screwed! - Thief! 27 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,800 Take this, you ugly beast. 28 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:35,480 Coward. 29 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:26,360 Ah! 30 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:16,360 Ah! Mamma Mia. 31 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:25,240 What happened? 32 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:45,280 Ah! It's the shoes. 33 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:50,480 Done. This, too. 34 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:55,240 What a pain. Here we go. 35 00:06:58,200 --> 00:07:00,120 But... 36 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:03,360 How is this possible? 37 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:06,360 I get so nervous I want to destroy my feet. 38 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:09,440 I'll get them wet. 39 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:11,720 I'll run the tap. 40 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:14,360 Nice and cool! 41 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,000 Who's there? 42 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:35,880 My God! Mamma Mia! 43 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:38,520 Here. 44 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:42,040 Ouch. Ouch. 45 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:51,880 I'll do like a ram. 46 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,000 Ah! 47 00:08:55,560 --> 00:08:57,560 Holy shit! 48 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:09,600 Damn. If they catch me, I'm screwed. Go, go, go... 49 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:11,720 My vase broke. 50 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,000 The alarm. 51 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,000 Caution. 52 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:26,400 - No! - Egisto! 53 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:29,560 Dalmazio! What are you doing here? 54 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:32,440 Let's go. 55 00:09:32,680 --> 00:09:37,680 Stick with me. 56 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:41,920 - You don't deserve it, but stick to me. - They must've gone this way . 57 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:46,000 - Thief! - Stick to me. 58 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:50,400 Dalmazio, come. 59 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:58,000 - Stick to me. - I'll stick. - Stick to me. - I'll stick. 60 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:02,000 - Maybe they're still nearby. - Careful. 61 00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:07,320 The void! 62 00:10:08,518 --> 00:10:11,518 I'm happy to see you, though. Very much. 63 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:18,080 My old friend. 64 00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:24,480 Cheerful ass face! - Cheerful ass? - You ruined my hit. 65 00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:28,480 - You ruined mine. - You stole from my apartment. - Yours? 66 00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:32,480 When you steal from an apartment, it's yours. When I steal, it's mine. 67 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:35,560 What's yours is yours. What's mine is mine. What's yours is mine. 68 00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:41,680 It is not logical. - Logic!? I even lost my shoes. Give me yours. 69 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:46,760 No, when shoes are mine, they are mine. 70 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:53,040 - Gimme your shoes or I'll break your arm. - You'll ruin my new jacket. 71 00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:57,160 - Come here. - It cost me a lot. - Gravel! Gravel! 72 00:10:57,320 --> 00:11:02,240 - That's enough. - Give me your shoes. - Stop that. - Give it to me. 73 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:05,320 - Put your foot up. Here she is. - No. - Give me the other one. 74 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:10,800 I can't walk barefoot on gravel, it stings. 75 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:15,040 Give me that shoe or I'll break your neck. I'll break your neck! 76 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,000 Damn, the police. 77 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:23,840 - Good evening. - Good morning, goodnight... 78 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:33,456 We got married today and celebrate like this. 79 00:11:33,537 --> 00:11:34,659 We're happy. 80 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:41,360 I'm sorry to argue with you. 81 00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:47,320 I'd like to start stealing together again. 82 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:50,920 Even with Amalio, if you want. 83 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:56,000 What are you saying? Are you crazy? 84 00:11:56,800 --> 00:12:00,800 - Ouch, my feet. - Ouch, give me at least one. 85 00:12:00,881 --> 00:12:09,309 You're delusional! Amalio went to Argentina to steal silver. 86 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:16,360 I have connections at the highest level. I'm a yuppie. 87 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:20,440 But you're so stupid, I even stole your shoes. 88 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:24,720 Dalmazio, you've never stolen anything in your life. Learn. 89 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:28,760 Where is my motorcycle? 90 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:33,280 Dalmazio. Have you seen my motorcycle? 91 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:41,160 Dalmazio, where's my bike? It was here. Is it in the plant? 92 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:44,160 Here's your bike! 93 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:47,280 Gotcha. 94 00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:23,960 What are you doing here? 95 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:27,960 What are YOU doing here? 96 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:33,040 I'm waiting for someone who wants to do a hit with me. A smart one. Stupid! 97 00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:40,240 - And I... - What? - I'm waiting for someone who wants to do a hit with me. 98 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:44,000 - Let's face it. - Let's face it. 99 00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:48,440 - I'll "get" you know that I... - "Get you know"? 100 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:56,160 - Do you mean "have"? - Yeah, I'm waiting for my cousin Amalio. 101 00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:59,240 He wants to work with me. Don't break my balls. 102 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:03,400 - Keep your hands off. Amalio is my cousin. - He's my cousin too. 103 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:07,040 - Mine too. - Mine too. - Then we're even. - Then? 104 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:11,040 - So, this... - Be careful. - Wait up. - Thing? 105 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:15,120 I'm going to prepare myself and start hurting you... physically. 106 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:19,160 - Go ahead. - I'll set a schedule. - Come on. 107 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:22,240 I'll start with a big screw in the nose. - No! 108 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:26,600 Then I'll embroider on your lips with a pair of scissors. 109 00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:29,760 - Then I'll pull your ears like that. - No! 110 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:35,240 - Then I'll unhinge your mouth. - No! - You're scared, aren't you? 111 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,200 I'm good and dear, but above all I'm... 112 00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:44,640 - An idiot! - What? - You're an idiot! - Sometimes. 113 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:48,840 Look there. Look who's there. 114 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:54,040 - Do you remember? - It's our uncle. - Sir? 115 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:58,200 That son of a bitch screwed us, don't you remember? - Ssst! 116 00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:02,640 - Let's go, or I'll split him in two. - Poor fellow, he's blind. 117 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:06,880 No, he's just pretending. Look. 118 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:09,960 Now you will see. 119 00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:13,080 - Who is it? - Ouch! - Ouch! 120 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:20,800 - One moment. - Egisto. - Uncle. - Where is Dalmazio? Where are you? 121 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:24,120 - And Amalio? - He's over there. - He's in Argentina. 122 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:29,480 How glad I'm to have met you. Dear Dalmazio. 123 00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:32,560 I'm also very happy. 124 00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:37,840 Not me. I can't forgive you. You stole everything from me, even my wife. 125 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:43,120 - I ended up in an asylum. - For him, hospitalization was necessary. 126 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:50,200 He's right, but have you ever wondered why I did it? 127 00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:52,520 "Because two doesn't make three". 128 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:55,187 - Should I take guess? - Yes. 129 00:15:55,268 --> 00:15:57,680 - Because you're a huge scoundrel. - What? 130 00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:00,840 - I take that back. - Good. 131 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:03,400 Then look. 132 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:07,520 I did it for this. 133 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:14,200 To pull your eyes out? 134 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:21,840 To pay for an expensive operation that could have saved my sight. 135 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:26,600 I was forced to steal your share of the loot... 136 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:31,680 You, my beloved nephews, blood of my blood. 137 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:35,920 - You hurt me. - As you can see, it didn't help. 138 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:42,960 Fate punished me anyway. Now I wander alone and abandoned in the... 139 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:46,040 - In the deepest darkness? - Yes. 140 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:50,240 - Darkest? The darkest darkness. - Darkness. 141 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,720 Uncle, don't cry. We're here, we'll give you a "hand". 142 00:16:56,000 --> 00:17:00,000 - Won't we give him a "hand"? - Even six hands. - Even three. 143 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,520 - You'll be the "light" of my eyes. > Attention, Egisto and Dalmazio. 144 00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:06,720 Together, we will do a sensational hit. 145 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:12,280 Hear him out, I have to go. Bye. - What? - I can't. 146 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:15,664 - I've got something to do. - Are you leaving me here? 147 00:17:15,745 --> 00:17:18,480 - You have your dog. - Listen to him. 148 00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:25,920 Where are you going? Egisto. Dalmazio. Are you leaving me here? 149 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:34,840 Excuse me. Damn, he wasted my time. Make way. 150 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:37,000 Out of the way! 151 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:44,080 - An offer, sir? - No. I'm late. - Please, for the children. 152 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:47,200 Let go of my arm! Please. 153 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:52,000 - Scoundrel! - It's for the Third World. - I don't care. 154 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,000 "Sesame, open." 155 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:58,280 - For you. - Thanks. 156 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,000 Cousin. 157 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:08,080 > Mr. Egisto and Dalmazio Siraghi... 158 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:11,160 > please go to the information office. 159 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:14,320 Did someone shoot? 160 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:17,400 - An offer for the Red Cross? - Here. 161 00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:22,120 - There you are. Amalio is mine. - It's mine - It's mine. 162 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:24,320 I would like to leave immediately... 163 00:18:28,545 --> 00:18:29,554 May I help you? 164 00:18:29,635 --> 00:18:31,240 - I'm Egisto Siraghi. - I'm Dalmazio Siraghi. 165 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:33,240 [together] I'm waiting for Amalio Siraghi. 166 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:36,240 - What do you want from me? - What do you want? 167 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:40,240 - Stop fighting. - Stop it. - Go away! Listen... 168 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:44,320 Amalio is not coming. They arrested him as he boarded the plane. 169 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:51,760 - Arrested? - Sometimes it happens to you thieves. 170 00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:57,320 I came in his place. I'm Susanna, Amalio's daughter. 171 00:18:57,600 --> 00:19:00,520 - My God! - So you are...? 172 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:05,600 - You're my uncle Egisto and you're uncle Dalmazio. - Pleasure. 173 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:11,640 We don't know his father. See you later. 174 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:17,080 Wait a minute, you have to give me Amalio's share of your last hit. 175 00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:21,160 Dad sent me for this. It's best to talk about it at home. 176 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:24,760 - Do you have a car? - We only have one... - A pinball machine! 177 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:28,880 The car is not there. We... One moment. 178 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:34,520 - We went for a walk. - To stretch our legs. 179 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:38,720 - It's not serious, we'll rent one. - What? - Are you coming? 180 00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:42,480 Susanna! Now I remember! 181 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:46,920 Your father was smart. 182 00:19:47,173 --> 00:19:48,937 - I'll carry your suitcase. - No thanks! 183 00:19:49,018 --> 00:19:50,868 I'm just trying to be nice. 184 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:53,309 - Here's the car rental. - Here it is. 185 00:19:53,390 --> 00:19:55,320 - Good morning. - There he is. - Yes. 186 00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:59,090 - We'll be waiting outside. - All right. - Good. 187 00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:04,360 - You take the car. - Yes. - Take a big one. - Bye. - We... 188 00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:06,560 Hello, I'd like to rent... 189 00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:14,120 Go! 190 00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:17,920 The bike. 191 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:23,920 - Get on. - Like this? 192 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,200 I don't feel safe. 193 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:28,480 1, 2, 3, go! 194 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:36,560 The bike stopped. My muscles stopped too. Go, run. 195 00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:41,360 Didn't you get the money? I passed it to you, like that. 196 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:45,800 - You didn't pass them to me. - Are you trying to rip me off? 197 00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:47,101 - Me? - Yes, you. 198 00:20:47,182 --> 00:20:49,960 I'm not a thief. I mean, I wouldn't steal from you. 199 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:55,400 So where is the money? Did it evaporate? 200 00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:57,480 - I don't think so. - "Evaporate"? 201 00:20:57,560 --> 00:21:01,480 Either you are not Italian or they put something in your mouth. 202 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:05,560 Dalmazio, you also stole my house keys. Take them out. 203 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:11,200 - Didn't you steal my house keys? - What? - The keys. 204 00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:17,320 - I don't have them. - You don't? - I didn't steal them. 205 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:24,920 - Dalmazio, shall we recap? - Yes. - Shall we do a summary? - Yes. 206 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:32,642 You didn't take the money I passed you. 207 00:21:32,723 --> 00:21:34,000 No. 208 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:38,960 You didn't take the girl's bag. 209 00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:44,360 - Why? - I didn't take it. 210 00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:49,440 You didn't get the keys. Now we're stuck outside. 211 00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:53,240 - I can't think about it. - Yes, we're stuck outside. 212 00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:04,120 - Dalmazio, can I tell you something? - Yes. - Dalmazio. 213 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:08,200 You dickface! I'll tear your tonsils out, I will... 214 00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:11,480 It's open? 215 00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:18,052 - Her...? - What are you doing in my house? 216 00:22:18,133 --> 00:22:19,920 - She was at the airport. - Yes. 217 00:22:20,021 --> 00:22:22,349 Dad told me you'd try to screw me. 218 00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:27,360 - He wanted to do it. - Me? He's the one... - No, not me. 219 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:29,904 Okay, we got to know each other. 220 00:22:29,985 --> 00:22:33,520 Enough of that now. Let's talk business. 221 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:39,520 I know you don't have Dad's money, so we're partners now. 222 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:43,640 - No. - No... - We'll do some hits together. 223 00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:47,800 - We'll start with the crane one. Remember? - Well... 224 00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:51,120 - He does. - I'll do the crane. - Here. 225 00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:57,884 - What are you doing? - He's a crane, a water bird. 226 00:22:57,965 --> 00:22:59,298 Come here. 227 00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:01,840 - Here we go. - Come on. - Walk normally. 228 00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:04,920 - So how do I make the crane? - We got the wrong crane. 229 00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:10,080 - Here? - Sit down. - Let's sit down. 230 00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:16,040 - Good. - Here it is. It's very comfortable. 231 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:22,200 - Are you all right? - Yes. - Well, here's the plan. 232 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:24,400 - Stop! - What? 233 00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:29,480 Once a week, an armored van comes out of the Mint, this one. 234 00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:35,560 It's full of money and is escorted by two cars with armed policemen. 235 00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:39,948 - Two? - Yes. Sounds like an impossible hit. 236 00:23:40,029 --> 00:23:41,680 Very well. 237 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:45,400 We will do our best. 238 00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:48,640 We know the route of the van. When it comes through... 239 00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:55,920 We will make it divert and pass this way. 240 00:23:56,560 --> 00:24:00,560 We will block the road and lower the crane arm from behind the wall. 241 00:24:00,811 --> 00:24:03,403 Then with an electromagnet... Are you following me? 242 00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:10,520 With the electromagnet we will hook the van and take it away. 243 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:15,840 - Clear? - Of course. Very clear. 244 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:20,000 The crane puts its arm over her and eats it. 245 00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:23,520 - What does it do? - It puts it away. 246 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:27,000 - Which of you can handle a crane? - [together] Him! 247 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:35,600 Be careful, get ready. The van is leaving. 248 00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:45,640 Dalmazio, further to the right. 249 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:51,720 [radio] Left. To the right. Down. Up. 250 00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:55,400 [radio] Left, right. 251 00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:57,600 Dalmazio! What have you done? 252 00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:02,080 I'll come and show you. You good-for-nothing! 253 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:05,160 Ah, so painful! 254 00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:12,080 OK? 255 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:14,160 Such pain! 256 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,000 The road is blocked. 257 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:43,400 The detour was successful. They're coming. 258 00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:46,640 - Dalmazio, can you hear me? - Yes. - Good. 259 00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:50,720 A mass of gravel will come down and block the road. 260 00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:56,880 Our plan is perfect. Do you feel the gravel coming down? No. 261 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:03,000 It's not going down. Wait, I'll check. 262 00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:06,560 What's going on, Egisto? 263 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:16,280 Dalmazio, they're coming! 264 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,200 Drop the gravel. 265 00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:22,520 Here, get her down. 266 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:27,960 I ended up in the rocks. 267 00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:34,720 I got it! 268 00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:47,680 Go, go! 269 00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:50,760 Let's go. What have you done? Stupid! 270 00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:03,280 I'm sure he lives here. I'll do the talking. 271 00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:06,360 Sure, if you can... 272 00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:13,400 - Who is it? - Oh God. - Did you see him? - Not yet. 273 00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:25,480 What's up? 274 00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:38,120 Quiet, Satan. Come on, boys. 275 00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:40,720 - Excuse me. - Come, Egisto. 276 00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:47,800 - Good evening, uncle. - Hello. Dalmazio, come forward too. 277 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:51,120 I would, but Mr. Dog here is keeping me. 278 00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:56,200 Satan is good, he just needs to get to know you. 279 00:27:56,440 --> 00:28:00,360 I wouldn't want him to eat my hand. 280 00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:03,440 Put your hand in front of his mouth, let him smell it. 281 00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:08,920 - My hand in front of his mouth? - Yes. 282 00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:20,960 He preferred it inside his mouth. Is that all right? 283 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:28,160 Satan, come here. Good boy. Have you seen how good he is? 284 00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:34,520 You have to know how to deal with animals. Just like with people. 285 00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:41,200 - Come on. Sit down. - Thanks. - You are welcome. 286 00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:48,480 - What? - There are no... - Get comfortable. - Comfortable. 287 00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:51,880 Here. 288 00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:55,960 - I lay down like this, lying down. - Are you comfortable? 289 00:28:56,136 --> 00:28:57,511 - Very much. - Like a pasha. 290 00:28:57,592 --> 00:29:00,320 - Good. - There's the fire, too. 291 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:07,400 - We came... - Because the hit went wrong... 292 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:11,200 and you still need me. 293 00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:17,960 I should tell you no, because you abandoned me in time of need. 294 00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:20,071 True, I hadn't thought of that. 295 00:29:20,152 --> 00:29:24,160 - Unfortunately. - You remember everything. 296 00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:27,240 But forget it, everyone can make mistakes. 297 00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:35,840 Uncle, in this case you should turn a blind eye. 298 00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:42,640 That is, you could "have an eye" for us. 299 00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:46,120 Do you mean I can still trust you? 300 00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:48,200 Blindly! 301 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:54,080 Have mercy, I'm a little confused. 302 00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:57,920 Okay, but you know my conditions. 303 00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:04,080 Do you want some tea? Please take a seat here. 304 00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:08,080 - Changing places? - Yes, get closer. 305 00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:12,240 - We'll sit in those chairs. - Yeah, I was sick of sitting here. 306 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:20,000 I'll go this way, because Mr Dog is over there. 307 00:30:20,984 --> 00:30:22,672 - Sit down. - I'm here. 308 00:30:22,753 --> 00:30:26,064 - Where are you, Dalmazio? - I'm here. 309 00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:31,040 Let's see. This smells so good. 310 00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:35,160 - Give me the cup. - Ah! 311 00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:37,255 - What's that? - Nothing. 312 00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:38,419 - Is it good? - Yes. 313 00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:39,796 - Do you want more? - NO! 314 00:30:40,739 --> 00:30:42,560 All right. 315 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:47,012 - You want some, Egisto? - No, it's bad for me, I'll have a brioche. 316 00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:49,240 This? 317 00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:52,320 Got it. 318 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:57,920 - Nice and soft, eh? You like? - Yes, it's fresh. 319 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:03,200 Quiet, sst! 320 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:13,000 Let's talk about the plan. It's a sensational hit. 321 00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:20,640 I planned it down to the smallest detail for quite some time now and... 322 00:31:21,777 --> 00:31:22,562 Let me go! 323 00:31:22,643 --> 00:31:26,760 - It's a woman. Do you know her? - No. 324 00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:30,243 - We don't know her. - Are you sure? 325 00:31:30,324 --> 00:31:34,000 - I swear. - Who are you? 326 00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:37,520 Liars! I'm Susanna Siraghi, Amalio's daughter. 327 00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:43,760 I have a right to participate in the hit, otherwise I'll tell the police on you. 328 00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:47,680 [softly] Tell her she's a spy. 329 00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:50,680 Miss, you are a spy. 330 00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:53,640 No, he's right. 331 00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:58,880 She belongs to the family and is entitled to participate. 332 00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:05,960 You have the same character as Amalio. It's a pity I can't see you. 333 00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:10,200 What's he doing? Cupping a feel? 334 00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:11,664 You look like him. 335 00:32:11,745 --> 00:32:13,600 - Hey! Keep your hands down. - Sorry. 336 00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:15,680 - Hey. - Sorry. 337 00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:22,600 Miss, he does this because he's blind. 338 00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:28,840 - Visually impaired. - Right. Not because he is a "pig". 339 00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:33,443 I get it, but keep your hands to yourself. So what do you decide? 340 00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:36,720 I'm very glad you are staying with us. 341 00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:39,322 Let's get some rest. 342 00:32:39,403 --> 00:32:42,880 - Hard work awaits us tomorrow. - What do you mean? 343 00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:48,960 We'll start with an intermediate hit to self-finance. There's a train... 344 00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:14,840 What do you see? 345 00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:16,920 Lots of cops. 346 00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:21,207 There must be at least 10. 347 00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:23,880 Do you see the gold box? 348 00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:30,120 - Sure. - They're loading it right now. 349 00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:32,600 We'll take care of unloading it. 350 00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:47,360 Excuse me, he is blind, no, visually impaired. 351 00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:50,440 Careful here. There's a step. 352 00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:54,520 - Can I get a lunchbox, please? - 10,000 lire. 353 00:33:54,601 --> 00:33:56,329 I'll give you 100,000, so I can make change. 354 00:33:56,410 --> 00:33:58,759 - Dalmazio, let's go. - I'm coming. 355 00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:02,580 - Come on, Dalmazio. - One moment. 356 00:34:02,661 --> 00:34:05,920 - Let's go. - My change! 357 00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:09,952 Will you give me my change? My change! 358 00:34:10,033 --> 00:34:12,200 - Dalmazio! - My change! 359 00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:16,680 - Sir? Can you help me? - I can't, the train leaves. 360 00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:21,070 - Just a minute. - Okay, come on. 361 00:34:21,151 --> 00:34:22,840 You can never find a porter. 362 00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:32,320 Help. 363 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:38,000 Help! It's Pavarotti's suitcase. Ouch! 364 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:42,160 You sick man, Are you carrying your grand piano around? 365 00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:45,400 What time is it? 366 00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:52,440 - Five to ten. - Egisto should already be in action. 367 00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:22,360 Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us "skinners". 368 00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:25,960 Banzai! 369 00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:02,400 What's this smell? 370 00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:06,880 - I smell boiled egg. Are you eating? - Me? 371 00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:10,960 - No. - You don't eat, do you? Let me see. 372 00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:13,840 And here? 373 00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:18,480 All right, go Dalmazio. 374 00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:21,560 Go, Dalmazio, quickly. 375 00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:28,880 - Leave the basket here - It was 100,000... - Grab your bag and go. 376 00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:44,960 Good morning. 377 00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:05,920 - I was looking for you. - Why? - You're the inspector. 378 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:10,000 - May I ask you a question? - Yes. - About timetables. 379 00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:15,240 If the train arrives in Orte at 2.30 pm and the connection... 380 00:38:15,321 --> 00:38:16,200 Wait. 381 00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:20,240 - Could you repeat that? - If the train arrives in Orte at 2.30... 382 00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:22,320 and the connection to Ancona leaves at 15.50... 383 00:38:22,720 --> 00:38:24,760 What chance do I have of taking the train to Ascoli Piceno... 384 00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:27,840 which leaves Riomaggiore at 7 PM to be in Cascello at 10 PM? 385 00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:30,249 Who does this? Me? 386 00:38:30,330 --> 00:38:31,359 - No, me. - You? 387 00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:33,577 - Sure. - You're traveling? - Yes. 388 00:38:33,658 --> 00:38:38,680 THen have a good trip. Bring something to read. 389 00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:40,678 - You don't know the answer? - Me? 390 00:38:40,759 --> 00:38:42,840 - Don't you know the timetable? - Well... 391 00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:47,120 - What inefficiency! - Have mercy, ask me the back-up question. 392 00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:49,917 Give me your full name and address. 393 00:38:49,998 --> 00:38:53,280 I know that one! Wait. 394 00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:54,804 The name is... 395 00:38:54,885 --> 00:38:56,601 I'm reporting you. Badge number? 396 00:38:56,682 --> 00:38:57,922 It's 1-7-9... 397 00:38:58,003 --> 00:38:59,133 AAAH! 398 00:39:00,874 --> 00:39:03,852 I'll let you know the rest. 399 00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:25,880 Now I'll get you. 400 00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:33,960 This wasn't a punch, it was a tram. I'll open this up. 401 00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:39,320 Here. 402 00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:44,200 Holy moly! Gold! 403 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,000 It's so heavy! 404 00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:18,520 - What happened? - Can you see? - Is there a breakdown? 405 00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:25,160 It's all right. Go back to your niches, I meant compartments. 406 00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:27,880 Keep calm. 407 00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:32,800 - Did you pull the emergency brake? - I was falling and I held on. 408 00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:35,280 You'll have to pay a fi-- 409 00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:40,080 If I have to pay a fine, I'll pay it. How much is it? 410 00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:45,040 - Forget it. - As you want. - Check that everything is okay. 411 00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:48,160 Thank you. I apologize. 412 00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:55,520 - All right? - Hurry up. - Let's run! 413 00:41:56,680 --> 00:42:00,680 Careful, it's heavy. Egisto, Dalmazio, quick. 414 00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:05,040 - Here. - He won't let go. - Get it down. 415 00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:18,120 - See? It all went fine. - It went great. 416 00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:21,400 We got 300 million. 417 00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:27,593 150 million go to our uncle, 150 to us, split three ways. 418 00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:30,840 150 divided by three... 419 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,000 - How much is it? - What? 420 00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:40,280 - Me? - Yes. - Around... About... 421 00:42:41,077 --> 00:42:44,399 - I don't know. - That's 50 million each, idiot! 422 00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:49,480 But 300 divided by 3 would be 100 million each: twice as much. 423 00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:57,567 - Yes, but... - What about uncle? 424 00:42:57,648 --> 00:42:59,840 He's cheated you many times, you'll get even. 425 00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:05,960 I have a guy waiting for me with 300 million. 50 km from here. 426 00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:11,000 If I turn right, we go meet my guy... 427 00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:15,080 if instead I go straight, we'll get to Uncle's mansion. What will it be? 428 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:24,000 - No. - It's against all rules. - It's illogical. - Exactly. 429 00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:29,080 - We are dishonest, but... - We are thieves, but we are selfless. 430 00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:34,080 - There's some lines you do not cross. - Quite right. 431 00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:38,080 It is against all rules and morals. I would feel like... 432 00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:41,160 - [together] Crap! - So what do we do? 433 00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:56,840 Damn, a roadblock. You know what you need to do. 434 00:43:57,480 --> 00:44:02,480 - We'll meet at the appointed place. - Plan B! Plan B! 435 00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:17,000 Good morning, it's a check. Open the back, please. 436 00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:21,080 It's already open, I have nothing to hide, but you can check. 437 00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:32,040 300 million, 100 each. Wonderful! 438 00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:38,280 - Put it in the trunk. - 300 million! 439 00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:41,480 We screwed our bald-headed uncle. 440 00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:43,680 They will be safe here. 441 00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:50,040 - Take it. Over there. - There's the police. Stay down. 442 00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:58,960 Car 12. We found Mr. Siraghi's stolen car. 443 00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:07,200 That "pig" tricked us. 444 00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:11,680 I have a hysterical fit of rage. 445 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,000 Uncle! 446 00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:19,942 Uncle. Uncle. Uncle. 447 00:45:20,023 --> 00:45:21,036 Uncle! 448 00:45:21,117 --> 00:45:23,146 - The dog! - I'm not the dog. 449 00:45:23,227 --> 00:45:24,320 It's pointless! 450 00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:28,280 He ran away with the money. 451 00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:30,360 How skeptical you are. 452 00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:38,800 - Well done! - You see? He's here. 453 00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:40,880 It means he has something in mind. 454 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:47,000 I'm so proud of you, the hit went great... 455 00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:51,040 and you tried to cheat me. Thanks, I'm thirsty. 456 00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:55,040 It means you learned almost everything from me. 457 00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:59,120 Almost, because you almost managed to rip me off. 458 00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:02,200 When you succeed, I will have nothing more to teach you. 459 00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:05,840 - I thought you were pissed. - No I'm not angry. 460 00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:10,280 The first rule of the thief is: always steal, however and from anyone... 461 00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:15,320 and you have learned it. Well done. Now eat and rest. 462 00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:21,400 See you in my studio. We have to move on to the most important hit. 463 00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:24,760 Perfect, I can already feel the loot in my pocket. 464 00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:30,200 Me too, but can we do without the dog that always broke my...? 465 00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:38,520 - See? Our uncle loves us. - Stupid, he's just using you. 466 00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:42,840 Once he no longer needs us, he'll discard us like a cigarette butt. 467 00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:45,360 No way! 468 00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:50,440 How does a blind man set a trap like the one he made? 469 00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:53,520 He's blind, but he's not stupid. 470 00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:57,840 Okay, I'll take care of getting his sight back tonight. 471 00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:02,920 - A miracle? - Almost. You'll see. 472 00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:13,600 This is the outline of a splendid ship... 473 00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:18,760 which will leave in a week from Genoa for a fantastic cruise. 474 00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:21,200 Beautiful, right? You like it? 475 00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:27,480 It's is very beautiful, most of all it's... light colored. 476 00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:33,560 - I don't see anything, just dots. - It's Braille. 477 00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:37,760 - Brabham, like Formula one. - It's writing for the blind. 478 00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:44,040 - Braille! - On the day of departure, on this ship... 479 00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:48,120 30 billion worth of jewels will be shipped for a traveling exhibition. 480 00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:52,600 - You mean... - They will travel. - What does it mean? 481 00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:55,680 - Traveling! - I see. - What should we do? 482 00:47:55,840 --> 00:48:01,840 The jewels will be hidden in this safe here. 483 00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:08,200 - What kind of safe? - It's to protect the jewels against... 484 00:48:08,720 --> 00:48:14,720 This is a brand new kind of safe. 485 00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:17,920 No one has ever managed to open it, so far. 486 00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:23,200 - For this you will have to find the keys. - My coronaries are dancing. 487 00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:25,280 Dalmazio, Egisto, did you get that? 488 00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:28,040 - Hey! Did you hear me? - Yes. 489 00:48:28,563 --> 00:48:32,022 - Did you say keys? - Yes. - I understand perfectly well. 490 00:48:32,103 --> 00:48:33,119 - Uncle? - Yes. 491 00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:37,318 - Are we done? - No, we're just getting started. 492 00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:42,600 You'll have to get the keys without being discovered. 493 00:48:42,720 --> 00:48:47,346 You'll have to take a mold of the keys and put them back. 494 00:48:47,487 --> 00:48:48,713 Yes. 495 00:48:48,846 --> 00:48:50,846 There are only two keys. 496 00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:55,560 The first is in the possession of commander Olivieri. 497 00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:59,680 The second is kept by Commissioner Stangarotti. 498 00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:04,320 - They're on their pre-departure vacation. - Quite right. 499 00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:11,240 You will take care of Stangarotti. He's in a weight loss clinic. 500 00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:15,240 - Remember, Stangarotti. - Who? - Stangarotti. - Yes good. 501 00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:18,240 - Remember, Stangarotti. - This is your job. 502 00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:19,880 - Sorry. - Yes. 503 00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:22,960 Do I do nothing? 504 00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:26,640 - You. - Me? 505 00:49:26,720 --> 00:49:29,720 Do you know what trekking is? 506 00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:36,280 It's a bird. 507 00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:39,360 I saw one pass under my house yesterday. 508 00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:44,160 I ate half of it. Have mercy, I don't know. 509 00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:09,520 The mold. 510 00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:15,640 No! NO! 511 00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:18,320 Water! Water! 512 00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:20,400 Aaah! Nice and cool! 513 00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:24,360 This sauna smells like burnt skin. 514 00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:29,200 [softly] I didn't make it. 515 00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:31,280 [softly] Wait. 516 00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:41,360 [softly] No? 517 00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:45,840 [softly] Nothing. 518 00:53:01,720 --> 00:53:04,720 - [softly] So? - [softly] My God. 519 00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:07,560 [softly] Make him look. 520 00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:18,920 Yes? 521 00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:22,280 You could have told me before. Kiss Me. 522 00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:26,174 Are you a homosexual? Stop. What are you doing? 523 00:53:26,255 --> 00:53:28,199 - Kiss Me. - Susanna, stop laughing. 524 00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:32,280 Don't kiss me on the earlobe, I'm HIV positive. 525 00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:39,040 - Don't push. - You have doe eyes. - Go to the zoo, then. 526 00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:42,320 Go inside. You open. 527 00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:48,320 The key! The key! 528 00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:52,520 The mold! The mold! The key mold! 529 00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:57,480 With these keys, the safe will no longer be a problem. 530 00:53:57,880 --> 00:54:01,880 I studied the security devices that protect the safe. 531 00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:07,200 These devices are regulated by a computer like this one. 532 00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:15,359 I will log into the ship's computer from 12:00 to 12:30 AM on the 10th. 533 00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:20,360 - It's the only time to turn it off. - Excuse me. - Yes? 534 00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:23,440 That means you'll have to keep your eyes wide open. 535 00:54:24,720 --> 00:54:29,720 Don't worry, I can use the computer even without seeing it. 536 00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:36,760 You'll only have 30 minutes before the alarm goes off. 537 00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:38,689 Excuse me, is it free? 538 00:54:38,770 --> 00:54:42,111 That's half an hour to get to the safe... 539 00:54:42,260 --> 00:54:45,599 Distract the guards, elude the cameras... 540 00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:50,600 ... open the safe and take everything. Do you think you can do it? 541 00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:59,599 - Me? Us? Do we think we can do it? - We think we can do it? - Sure. 542 00:55:01,680 --> 00:55:04,680 - Who is it? - The bell. - Let's see who is it. 543 00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:12,160 - Uncle, sit down here in the chair. - Thanks. 544 00:55:13,655 --> 00:55:21,598 I told you everything. Remember that the stakes are quite high. 545 00:55:21,679 --> 00:55:27,679 Excuse me, how high? 546 00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:31,960 - I told you, 30 billion lire. - 30 billion. - More or less. 547 00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:34,368 30 billion? 548 00:55:34,449 --> 00:55:38,419 30 billion? I can't even say it. 30 billion. 549 00:55:38,500 --> 00:55:42,520 Divided in half and then divided into three, how much is it? 550 00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:48,600 Me again? Minus one... Divided... Minus five... Divided... 551 00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:51,440 I can't do the math. 552 00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:56,000 5 billion each, for the three of you. 553 00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:58,320 5 billion! 554 00:55:58,520 --> 00:56:01,520 Are you kidding? Five? 555 00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:07,800 However, divided in half and then divided in two... 556 00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:15,040 What? Do you mean that our "chick" must...? 557 00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:19,768 Mine was just a piece of advice, it's up to you to decide. 558 00:56:19,849 --> 00:56:21,280 - I see. - Although... 559 00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:25,920 - Although... - Although? 560 00:56:27,752 --> 00:56:29,752 The "chick"... 561 00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:35,200 - Although... - Although? 562 00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:40,320 She's our niece! Don't you remember? Idiot! 563 00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:46,639 Don't fight. Mine was just a suggestion. 564 00:56:46,720 --> 00:56:53,720 The girl's contribution is useless and costs you 5 billion... 565 00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:57,160 so I thought... Who cares about 5...? 566 00:56:57,920 --> 00:57:00,920 - Although... - Although. 567 00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:07,600 Excuse me, can we talk eye-to-eye, that is, ear-to-ear? 568 00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:11,639 Sure, please consult. You are welcome. 569 00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:17,760 [together] Uncle, we agree! 570 00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:21,552 No! I knew, things can never go my way. 571 00:57:21,633 --> 00:57:26,760 - No, you got it wrong. Go, explain. - Yes, it's a joke. 572 00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:29,840 - Dad is dead. Read the telegram. - What? 573 00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:37,320 "I announce the sudden death of Amalio Siraghi." 574 00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:42,360 "Please return to Buenos Aires immediately." 575 00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:49,440 "My condolences. The director of the Buenos Aires prison." 576 00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:57,440 Poor Susanna, I'm so sorry. Come on, baby. 577 00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:01,200 Poor Amalio. 578 00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:07,160 - Poor Amalio! - I'm blind. - Why did you leave? 579 00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:10,320 - Why? - We've become orphans. 580 00:58:10,520 --> 00:58:15,520 It's always the best that leave. Why didn't you take this one away? 581 00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:21,120 - You better. - No, better them. - No, you. - No! 582 00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:28,759 Go and forget about the hit. It was destined not to be done. 583 00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:34,840 It can't be done without you, but with a tragedy like this... 584 00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:37,120 nothing else matters. 585 00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:44,640 - You drive, I don't feel like it. - All right. Go. 586 00:58:48,479 --> 00:58:51,336 - Are you there, Egisto? - Susanna's left. 587 00:58:51,417 --> 00:58:53,399 - She's gone? - Yes. 588 00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:56,545 What a tragedy! 589 00:58:56,626 --> 00:59:00,919 What are you doing, crying? You really are idiots! 590 00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:05,263 I sent that telegram to Susanna, to send her away. 591 00:59:05,344 --> 00:59:06,255 What? 592 00:59:06,336 --> 00:59:08,336 Amalio is more alive than before. 593 00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:12,600 How clever! But did you know that we... 594 00:59:12,698 --> 00:59:16,992 That you'd agree to betray her, of course. Are you imbeciles, yes or no? 595 00:59:17,073 --> 00:59:21,669 - Yes. - Yes, but not enough to give up 5 billion. 596 00:59:21,750 --> 00:59:26,750 Come on, let's go. Come on, Dalmazio, it's late. Let's go, Dalmazio. 597 00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:32,960 Good, Satan. Go. Go, go! 598 01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:08,680 - We can't breathe. Can we change cabin? - Don't breathe. 599 01:00:08,790 --> 01:00:11,854 Passenger selection was very strict. 600 01:00:11,950 --> 01:00:15,612 You have a criminal record, so you have to travel illegally. 601 01:00:15,693 --> 01:00:19,799 - He was in an asylum. - Stay hidden in the galley until midnight. 602 01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:22,350 - You'll start moving then. Okay? - Well... 603 01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:24,720 Here they are. Go. 604 01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:01,320 - Release the harness. - Up. 605 01:01:40,369 --> 01:01:42,674 FROZEN FOOD 606 01:01:54,760 --> 01:01:56,760 This way. 607 01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:16,640 - Let's take the frozen food. - Yes. 608 01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:26,600 - Stowaways! - Let's go get an officer. 609 01:03:28,160 --> 01:03:31,160 Stowaways? I'll deal with them. Open up. 610 01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:36,880 Come and see. Here they are. 611 01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:41,079 - Where? - They can't have run. We locked them in. 612 01:03:41,160 --> 01:03:46,160 Damn. I'll find them. No stowaway has ever escaped me. 613 01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:49,360 One tried, I broke his bones and threw him overboard. 614 01:03:50,040 --> 01:03:52,040 Come, they must have gone that way. 615 01:03:58,880 --> 01:04:00,880 - Are they here? - No. 616 01:04:00,960 --> 01:04:02,960 Here they are! Come on! 617 01:04:05,680 --> 01:04:06,960 Let's get them. 618 01:04:07,040 --> 01:04:10,040 Run, Run. Plan A. 619 01:04:11,360 --> 01:04:13,360 - Here. - Yes, this way. 620 01:04:17,240 --> 01:04:20,240 They're trapped, there's no other exits. Call the inspector. 621 01:04:29,920 --> 01:04:31,920 Where have they gone? 622 01:04:32,080 --> 01:04:34,040 Quick, close it. 623 01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:36,120 - On the stairs. - On the stairs. 624 01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:39,560 Down. Come on. Plan B. 625 01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:43,680 - Here. No, this way. This door. - Do you know the ship? 626 01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:47,720 What do you care? Push. 627 01:04:47,800 --> 01:04:50,800 - Maybe we should pull. - No. - [together] One, two... 628 01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:53,440 three! 629 01:04:55,960 --> 01:04:59,960 Plan C. Plan B didn't work. 630 01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:05,800 Plan C. 631 01:05:09,320 --> 01:05:10,440 Pull! 632 01:05:10,520 --> 01:05:12,440 [shot] 633 01:05:12,520 --> 01:05:14,520 - I give up. - What are you doing? 634 01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:21,000 - Hello! - Hello! 635 01:05:21,800 --> 01:05:24,552 Caught anything? We're greeting the fishermen. 636 01:05:24,633 --> 01:05:25,720 He's a friend of him. 637 01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:28,567 - They're good friends. - He's there. 638 01:05:28,648 --> 01:05:31,070 He's diving, that's why you don't see him. 639 01:05:31,151 --> 01:05:33,985 - Shoot. - Should I kill the fisherman? 640 01:05:34,066 --> 01:05:35,639 That would be cruel. 641 01:05:35,720 --> 01:05:39,360 - I won't do that. - He'd ruin a great friendship. 642 01:05:39,440 --> 01:05:42,360 This is clay pigeon shooting, don't you want to try? 643 01:05:42,440 --> 01:05:45,737 - You know the sport, right? - No. 644 01:05:45,818 --> 01:05:48,780 - Then you try. - Me? - Yes, try. 645 01:05:48,861 --> 01:05:52,393 I'll give you some friendly advice. 646 01:05:52,474 --> 01:05:55,360 - He is not good, but he is lucky. - Yes. 647 01:05:55,440 --> 01:05:57,277 Go on. 648 01:05:57,358 --> 01:06:00,360 - What the fuck is gay pigeon shooting? - A figure of speech. 649 01:06:00,440 --> 01:06:04,440 - You put it on your shoulder and pray. He's doing it. - I'm doing it. - Look. 650 01:06:04,880 --> 01:06:06,880 Pull. 651 01:06:07,120 --> 01:06:12,120 - Got it! - You missed it. - He got it. - No, I got it. 652 01:06:12,520 --> 01:06:17,758 - You should've aimed at the clay! - No, this is GAY pigeon shooting. 653 01:06:17,839 --> 01:06:22,155 He looks like a gay pigeon. Try it yourself. Let's see. 654 01:06:22,236 --> 01:06:23,371 - Now? - Come on. 655 01:06:23,452 --> 01:06:26,840 Do you want me to do it? I'm a rookie. 656 01:06:26,920 --> 01:06:29,920 Watch out. Rambo's shooting. 657 01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:34,166 - Ready? - Ready? Pray. Hail Mary. 658 01:06:35,160 --> 01:06:38,080 - Ah! - My God! 659 01:06:38,160 --> 01:06:40,457 - Missed. - Well, not really. 660 01:06:40,538 --> 01:06:44,160 - Yes, you shot the wave. - Yes, I missed. 661 01:06:44,320 --> 01:06:47,320 - Try this. - I'll give it back, I'm done. 662 01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:50,968 - With two rifles. - With two. 663 01:06:51,049 --> 01:06:54,560 - Two is better. - Yes, much better. 664 01:06:54,640 --> 01:06:57,680 - Ready? - Ready. On your mark. 665 01:06:57,760 --> 01:06:59,760 Pull. 666 01:07:05,800 --> 01:07:09,800 - Missed this too. We'll return these. - Thanks. 667 01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:13,160 - We're done for today. - Enough for today. - Goodbye. 668 01:07:13,280 --> 01:07:15,501 - You don't shake hands. - See you later. - Thanks. 669 01:07:15,582 --> 01:07:19,200 - Goodbye. You also don't shake hands. - Are we back tomorrow? - Yes. 670 01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:23,280 - Tomorrow at 4. - Goodbye. - At 4, please. 671 01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:27,800 We better cancel these appointments for tomorrow. 672 01:07:28,440 --> 01:07:30,440 - Go! - Plan D. 673 01:07:42,080 --> 01:07:44,080 Have you seen two stowaways? 674 01:07:52,240 --> 01:07:54,240 Let's go away. 675 01:07:54,840 --> 01:07:56,840 Sailors! 676 01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:02,320 - Partly. - Here. - Good morning. 677 01:08:02,400 --> 01:08:05,400 - Are you sailors? - He's more senior. 678 01:08:05,520 --> 01:08:07,520 Then haul in that hawser. 679 01:08:08,680 --> 01:08:13,680 - He didn't understand your order. - He didn't understand. 680 01:08:14,240 --> 01:08:17,240 - HAUL THAT HAWSER! - Which one? - THAT ONE. 681 01:08:17,880 --> 01:08:21,880 - This? - One moment. He's always like that. 682 01:08:22,080 --> 01:08:28,080 - Take the hawser. - One moment. - Then yes... 683 01:08:28,320 --> 01:08:32,218 - What are you doing? - Wait. Here it is. 684 01:08:32,320 --> 01:08:34,227 - What are you doing? - Hauling. 685 01:08:34,308 --> 01:08:36,240 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? TAKE THE PIKE POLE. 686 01:08:36,320 --> 01:08:41,240 - The polish sailor? Call him. - What's his name? - Puddu. 687 01:08:41,320 --> 01:08:44,307 Puddu. Report. 688 01:08:44,388 --> 01:08:51,239 - I said THE PIKE POLE! - Mr. Puddu can't come because... 689 01:08:51,320 --> 01:08:53,284 - He was hungry. - He's in the canteen. 690 01:08:53,365 --> 01:08:55,365 TAKE THE SPAR. 691 01:08:56,035 --> 01:08:58,035 - What do we do now? - Now? 692 01:08:59,040 --> 01:09:04,168 - THE SPAR. - OK, though we're supposed to meet Puddu. 693 01:09:13,280 --> 01:09:19,200 Let's get out of here. 694 01:09:19,280 --> 01:09:22,280 - Here they are! - Plan E! 695 01:09:29,680 --> 01:09:33,680 Move over there. 696 01:09:34,160 --> 01:09:35,842 - No! - Oh God. 697 01:09:35,923 --> 01:09:38,818 - Left, right, where? - Plan F. 698 01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:42,426 - This way. - There he is. Here they are. 699 01:09:42,507 --> 01:09:44,355 - Where do we go? - We're surrounded. 700 01:09:44,640 --> 01:09:46,440 There's more of them. 701 01:09:46,520 --> 01:09:48,520 Let's get safe. 702 01:09:52,680 --> 01:09:54,600 Damn them. 703 01:09:54,680 --> 01:09:56,200 They disappeared. 704 01:10:04,160 --> 01:10:06,160 It was strong, wasn't it? 705 01:11:03,560 --> 01:11:09,560 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the "Jewels on the sea" showcase. 706 01:11:17,840 --> 01:11:22,840 - What a nauseous place. - What is this smell? 707 01:11:32,960 --> 01:11:35,920 - It smells so good, I'm getting hungry. - You always think about food. 708 01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:41,000 - Spinach soup, roast pork! It's driving me mad!. - Come on. 709 01:11:41,200 --> 01:11:42,262 It's driving me... 710 01:11:42,343 --> 01:11:44,343 Let's go. 711 01:11:46,096 --> 01:11:47,877 - The key. - The key. 712 01:11:47,958 --> 01:11:51,277 The key to the safe is in the spinach soup. 713 01:11:55,880 --> 01:11:58,612 Here's Dany, with a marvellous matching set. 714 01:11:58,693 --> 01:12:02,957 The set includes a necklace, earrings and bracelets. 715 01:12:18,040 --> 01:12:24,040 Here's Costanza, with platinum necklace, earrings and bracelets. 716 01:12:26,080 --> 01:12:31,080 Lucrezia presents you a set of diamonds and rubies. 717 01:12:31,840 --> 01:12:37,721 Nicoletta presents a necklace with emeralds and diamonds. 718 01:12:40,160 --> 01:12:43,160 - This is our second edition. - Really? 719 01:12:43,800 --> 01:12:47,720 - We have to keep very strict security. - I see. 720 01:12:47,800 --> 01:12:50,800 They are jewels of great value. 721 01:12:52,760 --> 01:12:54,760 - They're worth billions. - Where the hell is it? 722 01:13:00,320 --> 01:13:04,438 The watch is water resistant, it's no problem. 723 01:13:05,240 --> 01:13:09,240 Goodbye, I'll explain later. 724 01:13:11,880 --> 01:13:15,098 It was a wonderful evening. What are you doing? 725 01:13:21,160 --> 01:13:24,267 - I'll bring you another later. - What are you doing? 726 01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:25,939 Soft boobies! 727 01:13:31,960 --> 01:13:34,960 - What are you going to do to me now? - Sorry 728 01:13:37,480 --> 01:13:43,480 Dany and Costanza present bracelets with emeralds and diamonds. 729 01:13:44,240 --> 01:13:51,240 Lucrezia presents a tiara of diamonds and emeralds. 730 01:13:52,600 --> 01:13:56,560 Sara, Dany, Costanza and Lucrezia present you 5 wonderful sets. 731 01:14:08,360 --> 01:14:11,733 - Did you find the key? - No. 732 01:14:11,814 --> 01:14:12,925 What do we do now? 733 01:14:13,006 --> 01:14:19,880 - I have an idea. Let's look here. - Yes. 734 01:14:21,200 --> 01:14:24,200 - The boatswain! - Get down. 735 01:14:28,440 --> 01:14:30,360 - [softly] Follow me. - [softly] Yes. 736 01:14:30,440 --> 01:14:36,605 - It's back here. Let's hide under the table. - Plan G. 737 01:14:41,961 --> 01:14:43,961 It is truly a splendid show. 738 01:14:46,880 --> 01:14:50,840 - Excuse me. Who took my plate? - I don't know. 739 01:14:50,928 --> 01:14:53,594 - Mine is missing too. Excuse me? - Yes? 740 01:14:53,675 --> 01:14:55,609 Did you see who took my plate? 741 01:14:55,800 --> 01:14:57,800 Mine is also missing. Waiter! 742 01:14:58,913 --> 01:15:02,913 This is our last hope. These are the last three bowls. 743 01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:08,000 It's not here. Not here either. Where did it go? Let's check here. 744 01:15:08,080 --> 01:15:13,080 - It's here! We found it! - We're safe. 745 01:15:23,960 --> 01:15:29,822 - Isn't that...? - It's Susanna. - Isn't she supposed to be in Argentina? 746 01:15:29,903 --> 01:15:34,040 Yes, but she's here. It means she wants to fool us. 747 01:15:34,120 --> 01:15:38,120 - We do too. - We're not idiots. - What time is it? 748 01:15:38,640 --> 01:15:42,640 - Almost midnight, and we have the key. - There's not much time. - Let's go. 749 01:15:53,960 --> 01:16:00,760 The fashion show of our "Jewels on the sea" collection is over. 750 01:16:05,395 --> 01:16:09,395 The jewelry is in the safe, you can arm the alarm. 751 01:16:24,800 --> 01:16:31,800 - Go. Move. - Is it this? - Go. Good. 752 01:16:34,280 --> 01:16:35,413 Is it this? 753 01:16:35,494 --> 01:16:38,360 Turn off the power, before the camera sees us. 754 01:16:40,560 --> 01:16:42,760 Come on, come on. 755 01:16:42,840 --> 01:16:45,470 Move. No! 756 01:16:49,840 --> 01:16:52,800 We made it. Go. 757 01:16:52,880 --> 01:16:55,880 Disconnect the yellow wire and connect the green one. 758 01:16:56,280 --> 01:16:59,280 Unplug the red and plug the black. 759 01:16:59,535 --> 01:17:01,055 Aaah! 760 01:17:01,136 --> 01:17:05,640 Don't shake. We have 30 seconds before the light comes back. 761 01:17:05,720 --> 01:17:11,720 Walk. Don't shake, you'll make me shake too. Come on, come on. 762 01:17:12,561 --> 01:17:18,163 Yes, there is no power here too. It must be a momentary failure. 763 01:17:19,200 --> 01:17:23,968 Yes. Power is back on, everything is fine. 764 01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:27,000 We're good. 765 01:17:27,640 --> 01:17:29,675 Who's this bitch? 766 01:17:30,128 --> 01:17:31,386 My mom. 767 01:17:31,467 --> 01:17:32,558 - Your mom? - Yes. 768 01:17:32,639 --> 01:17:35,639 - We needed the photo of the corridor! - Here it is. 769 01:17:35,720 --> 01:17:38,279 - Damn! - I did it out of love. 770 01:17:38,360 --> 01:17:44,053 Everything is under control, the armored corridor, also. 771 01:17:54,480 --> 01:17:56,480 How long do we have? 772 01:17:57,280 --> 01:18:00,280 - Three minutes and 20 seconds. - 3 and 20. 773 01:18:03,240 --> 01:18:05,240 How long do we have? 774 01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:10,000 - 3 minutes and 19 seconds. - How long do we have? 775 01:18:11,200 --> 01:18:13,200 3 minutes and 18 seconds. 776 01:18:35,440 --> 01:18:40,360 - How long do we have? I'm nervous. - One and a half. - One and a half. 777 01:18:40,440 --> 01:18:42,440 - How long do we have? - Time's up. 778 01:18:50,960 --> 01:18:53,644 Attention, This is the captain. 779 01:18:54,775 --> 01:18:57,775 We are approaching stormy weather. 780 01:18:57,960 --> 01:19:01,960 We have reports of rogue waves, they shouldn't last long. Thanks. 781 01:19:02,560 --> 01:19:05,560 - Together. Open up. - Go. 782 01:19:18,080 --> 01:19:23,208 - I closed. - God, I'm claustrophobic. 783 01:19:23,294 --> 01:19:25,880 I'm walled up alive. Dalmazio! 784 01:19:25,960 --> 01:19:29,960 - Who is it? It's me, stupid. - You? Wait up. 785 01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:33,000 The ship doesn't stand still. 786 01:19:33,493 --> 01:19:35,493 Open the door for me, idiot! 787 01:19:35,800 --> 01:19:42,287 - Open the door. I'm looking for the keys. - Put a key up top and one below it. 788 01:19:43,080 --> 01:19:48,080 My arms have shortened. 789 01:19:48,240 --> 01:19:52,078 - I can't do it. - Coward, you want to leave me here. 790 01:19:52,159 --> 01:19:56,159 You want to leave me walled up here like Silvio Pellico, like Pietro Micca. 791 01:19:56,240 --> 01:19:59,781 I don't want to stay here. You open. 792 01:20:05,720 --> 01:20:07,720 Where are we? 793 01:20:07,880 --> 01:20:10,880 My stomach turned. 794 01:20:12,320 --> 01:20:13,880 What's up? 795 01:20:18,840 --> 01:20:23,840 The perturbation is over, we have overcome the waves. Thanks. 796 01:20:24,360 --> 01:20:28,360 Give me a hand. You're disgustingly lazy. 797 01:20:29,520 --> 01:20:33,440 - Come on. - I feel seasick. - Put this in your bag. 798 01:20:33,520 --> 01:20:35,520 Put it in your... 799 01:20:39,120 --> 01:20:42,120 - I'll put it here. The door! - Go! 800 01:20:46,960 --> 01:20:48,960 We're out by a hair. 801 01:20:55,760 --> 01:20:57,760 - It's him. - It's him. 802 01:20:58,960 --> 01:21:04,519 Good evening. I'll shake your hand. 803 01:21:04,600 --> 01:21:10,520 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. We're going, are you coming? 804 01:21:10,600 --> 01:21:15,520 - Do you want us to take him too? - No. - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 805 01:21:15,600 --> 01:21:18,857 - Hands up. - What's up? - Hands up, and turn around slowly. 806 01:21:20,240 --> 01:21:26,240 - I get it. - I don't. - You can't give up on our company. 807 01:21:26,440 --> 01:21:28,360 I heard a disturbing noise. 808 01:21:28,440 --> 01:21:34,440 I'm happy, because you are a very nice man... 809 01:21:36,040 --> 01:21:41,040 The boatswain has changed! 810 01:21:41,560 --> 01:21:44,877 Susanna, didn't you go to Argentina? 811 01:21:44,958 --> 01:21:46,318 Yes, with my poor dad. 812 01:21:46,399 --> 01:21:48,399 HANDS UP! 813 01:21:48,480 --> 01:21:53,918 I seem to guess from her eyes, very fascinating, but incisive... 814 01:21:53,999 --> 01:21:58,999 that she's fucking pissed off because of that practical joke... 815 01:21:59,080 --> 01:22:03,080 that we did to her, announcing the death of Amalio. 816 01:22:04,440 --> 01:22:10,168 Excuse this sincere laugh, but Amalio is not dead. Amalio is alive! 817 01:22:10,368 --> 01:22:13,368 I don't give a shit. 818 01:22:14,360 --> 01:22:21,207 She said she doesn't give a shit about her dad. 819 01:22:21,367 --> 01:22:22,827 Shame! 820 01:22:22,908 --> 01:22:27,908 I'm not Amalio's daughter, I'm Susanna Volpi, an insurance agent. 821 01:22:28,557 --> 01:22:32,184 You should have said this sooner, I'm already insured. 822 01:22:33,200 --> 01:22:36,120 - I have 5 branches: life, death and miracles. - Five. - What do I care? 823 01:22:36,200 --> 01:22:39,205 - Stop there! - Why are you doing this? 824 01:22:39,800 --> 01:22:48,398 You know what, I've decided to take out a small policy, I feel the need. 825 01:22:48,479 --> 01:22:51,479 - Accident policy? - No, life. - Sure, life. 826 01:22:51,699 --> 01:22:58,465 Meanwhile, I'm telling you that if we're not out of here within three minutes... 827 01:22:58,546 --> 01:23:01,546 - We'll take it up the .. - Up the insurance? - No. 828 01:23:01,639 --> 01:23:03,639 We're screwed. 829 01:23:04,017 --> 01:23:07,167 Now take me to your uncle. 830 01:23:07,248 --> 01:23:10,017 I've been trying to catch him red-handed for three years. 831 01:23:10,120 --> 01:23:15,120 Either do as I told you, or I'll take you to the captain and have you arrested. 832 01:23:16,640 --> 01:23:18,640 Hey! 833 01:23:21,080 --> 01:23:25,479 We have an emergency. There's strangers in the armored corridor. 834 01:23:25,560 --> 01:23:28,520 OK, we'll help you arrest Uncle. 835 01:23:28,600 --> 01:23:31,520 - The alarm! - Soon. - Let's evaporate. 836 01:23:31,600 --> 01:23:33,600 Get the bite out of your mouth. 837 01:23:33,960 --> 01:23:37,960 To all the crew: the alarm went off in the armored cabin. 838 01:23:39,040 --> 01:23:41,040 Roger. We are looking for them. 839 01:23:48,720 --> 01:23:50,720 Galloping, galloping. 840 01:23:51,120 --> 01:23:56,120 - Get the inflatables. - It's very heavy. - How you do it? 841 01:23:56,520 --> 01:24:00,520 - Not that, this. - This? - Let me through. 842 01:24:01,360 --> 01:24:04,360 What are you doing? This. 843 01:24:04,920 --> 01:24:09,920 - Give me a hand. - Dalmazio. - It's this? - Pull it up. 844 01:24:10,560 --> 01:24:12,560 Let's throw it into the sea. 845 01:24:33,560 --> 01:24:36,560 - Are the coordinates right? - The coordinates? 846 01:24:36,920 --> 01:24:41,920 Sure, we agreed, we don't want to fool you. 847 01:24:42,160 --> 01:24:44,160 - No. - You're so skeptical. 848 01:24:46,160 --> 01:24:49,847 - Here it is, he's coming. - Here comes Uncle. 849 01:24:50,622 --> 01:24:53,622 - Here comes "baldie". - Dalmazio. - Yes? 850 01:24:53,703 --> 01:24:59,703 Climb aboard and immobilize him while he looks at the jewels. 851 01:25:00,424 --> 01:25:02,424 I'll come then. All right? 852 01:25:03,400 --> 01:25:08,400 - Yes, that plan is... - Prestigious. 853 01:25:08,520 --> 01:25:15,520 But... Do you like this plan? 854 01:25:16,240 --> 01:25:18,505 - Can I make a proposal? - Yes. 855 01:25:18,586 --> 01:25:21,160 - It would be better... - Yes. 856 01:25:21,240 --> 01:25:25,160 - If she went up, that you went up first. - Right. 857 01:25:25,240 --> 01:25:32,240 You go up, you grab him, you slam him down, you hit him up... 858 01:25:32,320 --> 01:25:36,059 - On his carotid. - On his carotid. 859 01:25:36,140 --> 01:25:42,561 - Then we'll come aboard. - I'm in. 860 01:25:43,360 --> 01:25:47,232 - All right, you "pants-shitters"! - Don't call us names. 861 01:25:47,440 --> 01:25:53,553 - He's the one with the bad diet. - What are you talking about? Idiot! 862 01:26:00,920 --> 01:26:05,920 - Susanna, we are proud of your voluntary choice. Well done. 863 01:26:06,560 --> 01:26:10,480 - Hit him on the carotid. - Give me the jewelry bag. 864 01:26:10,680 --> 01:26:14,680 - We'll come aboard after. - She'll arrest Uncle and we'll be safe. 865 01:26:15,280 --> 01:26:17,556 - What is she doing? - What are you doing? No! 866 01:26:17,637 --> 01:26:19,637 - Say hi to your uncle. - Don't do it. 867 01:26:22,040 --> 01:26:24,040 He'll be upset. 868 01:26:27,200 --> 01:26:31,200 - She stole our jewels. - What do you care? We are sinking. 869 01:26:31,560 --> 01:26:35,560 - Open the inflatable. - You open it. - Help me. Take it. 870 01:26:36,000 --> 01:26:40,000 - Who is it? - It's Uncle. - Now you tell him. 871 01:26:40,360 --> 01:26:43,360 You tell him the jewels are gone. 872 01:26:45,480 --> 01:26:51,480 - Here we are. - You get in first. No, me first. Row. 873 01:26:52,000 --> 01:26:59,000 - There he is. Hello Uncle. - Uncle! - We're here. 874 01:26:59,440 --> 01:27:04,440 - Uncle, we're here. Come - Here we are. - Hi guys. - Down. 875 01:27:04,760 --> 01:27:08,340 Everything went fine? 876 01:27:08,421 --> 01:27:09,933 More or less. 877 01:27:10,014 --> 01:27:13,277 Everything good. Perfect plan. 878 01:27:13,358 --> 01:27:15,278 Tell him, Dalmazio. 879 01:27:15,359 --> 01:27:19,359 - Throw me the jewels. - What? - The jewels. 880 01:27:19,440 --> 01:27:22,440 - We can't hear you, speak up. - THE JEWELS. 881 01:27:22,520 --> 01:27:27,480 - You tell him, you're diplomatic. - You tell him. One moment. 882 01:27:27,560 --> 01:27:32,210 Well, firstly... we don't have them any more. 883 01:27:32,291 --> 01:27:34,291 What did you say? 884 01:27:34,440 --> 01:27:39,360 Susanna, that thief, stole them from us. Sorry! 885 01:27:39,440 --> 01:27:45,440 Susanna? Have you been fooled by a woman? 886 01:27:47,159 --> 01:27:50,817 Excuse me, but weren't you blind? 887 01:27:50,898 --> 01:27:54,359 I can see just fine, and I see that you are two assholes! 888 01:27:54,440 --> 01:27:57,440 She screwed you too, idiot! 889 01:27:57,520 --> 01:27:59,520 Don't shoot, I was kidding! 890 01:28:01,440 --> 01:28:04,440 He hit us. We're sinking. 891 01:28:04,920 --> 01:28:08,840 - Wait up. - Did you see how he shot us? - I have a third inflatable. 892 01:28:08,920 --> 01:28:15,920 It's small and it's the last, there are no more after this. 893 01:29:14,080 --> 01:29:19,080 - See? I screwed them one more time. - Without them suspecting you. 894 01:29:19,280 --> 01:29:25,560 - I'll put the jewels in the safe. - No, I have something better, come on. 895 01:29:26,280 --> 01:29:28,280 Look over there. 896 01:29:31,680 --> 01:29:33,120 What do you think? 897 01:29:34,344 --> 01:29:40,080 Good, Satan, They're safe. Nobody will ever take them there. 898 01:29:40,720 --> 01:29:42,720 Come, my love.